Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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