How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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