- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's the difference between a duck?

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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