- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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