- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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