- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white