Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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TIMMY

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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