- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Loperson

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

I am a mime

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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