One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

there was once a jew

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is square and grey? A grey square.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Me

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

thumb_up thumb_down +10

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops