Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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