A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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