- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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