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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Sam Hengal.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

i had sex.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Sam Hengal.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

i had sex.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Sam Hengal.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease