But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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