Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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i like turtles

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Your're racist.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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