- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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