A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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