- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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