- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

black people swimming

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

josh sucks polish adams dick

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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