- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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