- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

womens rights

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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