- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

THe Election

who is really lanky? james cornish

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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