- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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