- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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