- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Good job, son.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why so serious ?

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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