- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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