how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What stops a train? A missile

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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