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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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