- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Emily Walker.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

This is an anti- joke

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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