Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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