What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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