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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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