how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Peas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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