Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why was the woman?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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