- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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