Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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hi

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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