- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Women's rights.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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