- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

taking out the trash... at night

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do u call a cripple Biv

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