how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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And you honored it I see :P

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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