- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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