- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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