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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What is life? Paul.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

I named my son ps2 controller

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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