What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Double-whammy

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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