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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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