What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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rocky is here again.......................

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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what has genitial warts? me

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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