How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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knock knock come in

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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