What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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