- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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