Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Peas

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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