What Do call a dog with an e A doge

stinky boner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

womens rights

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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