- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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