Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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