- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What's the new green? Green

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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