- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Women's rights.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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