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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

who is really lanky? james cornish

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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