A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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