- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

The holocaust

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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