- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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