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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Christ is a conspiracy

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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