69

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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