- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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