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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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