What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your so fat. your fat!

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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I'm sn otter

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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