What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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