- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

men, men like men= men+bed

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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