- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I'm hungry.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What's big and messy? A big mess

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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