- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

THe Election

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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