Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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A man walks into a bar

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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