Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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