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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Fine, ladies first.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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