Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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