- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What hurts like hell? HELL

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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