- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Okay.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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