What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Who invented apple? God

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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