A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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