Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

the economy.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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