How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

why did the man die? he was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Stealth baseballs record

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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