here's a joke... the american education society

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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