A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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