When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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