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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Horse.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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