Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Sir, your wife is dead

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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